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Election Day



Each man must for himself alone decide what is right and what is wrong, which course is patriotic and which isn't. You cannot shirk this and be a man. To decide against your conviction is to be an unqualified and excusable traitor, both to yourself and to your country, let me label you as they may. 

                        Mark Twain, American humorist and patriot


 


The scariest idea has become settled in the minds of a lot of people I know or see on television, or read about in the newspaper.  They believe that patriotism is demonstrated by agreeing with the President of the ffice:smarttags" />United States, supporting whatever the guy is up to.  fficeffice" />



Patriotism is not the love of George W., it’s the love of one’s country and the desire for one’s country to be worthy of that love and of the sacrifices that may be necessary to preserve the things that make it worth the allegiance in the first place.  Thought, not blind acceptance is necessary to the practice of patriotism, and a conscience is a necessary piece of equipment in that as well.  Sometimes a conscience tells us something that is unpleasant to know, but ignoring what it says will muffle it’s voice and make it impotent.


 


Today is Election Day.  I am taking my God given powers of reason with me as I exercise my God-given right to voice my wishes for the leadership of my country.  I think I may be in the minority there at the polls today; the people I’ve talked to don’t seem to have much in the way of reasons for voting for the people their signs and stickers tell me they support and discussion never includes listening, only stating and restating the same ignorant support of the status quo.


 


Things will change, things always do.  But I suspect they won’t change in time to affect the election results today.


 


I’m sorry.

2.11.04 15:01


I helped


 


Here are the latest election results, just posted on Yahoo!. 


You will note that although a lot of people are not very bright, Wisconsin people are more bright than not.  It took all night, it's 7:28 AM and this was just posted, but Kerry won in Wisconsin.  I'm going to keep that thought in mind for the next four long years.

3.11.04 14:31


It's done

Nevada just made George W. a burr under the saddle for another four years.


Nevada.  It figures.  Nevada is famous for the unwise decisions made there. Doesn't the country know that "What happens in  Vegas stays in Vegas?"  That's the slogan Nevada sends out to the rest of the world, giving it permission to go there and act with complete reckless stupidity  and now they've sent the message in a spectacularly stupid manner.

3.11.04 17:31


Let's hope this is my last post about George W.

I'm listening to a press conference on the radio and President Bush II is, in that smug sanctimonious way he has, insisting that the Press Corps now stick to the One Question Rule.  Each correspondent may ask one question, with no supplemental questions and no follow-up questions after his answer.fficeffice" />


The insistence of Life by The Rule was introduced with a tone of humor, not actual humor, but the kind that is used to dress up the introduction of an unpopular measure.  His humor is wearing off the iron underneath, though as the journalists persist in asking questions in a competent professional manner. Their questions are asked in two or three related questions, seeking real information, not pat answers.  No real information can be gotten with one question; the answer can be a misleading statement or a dismissal, a refusal to take up the issue disguised as an answer to a related, but unasked question.


Back before I realized it was the writing I liked and not the pestering, I majored in Journalism, and what Prez Bush II is doing is classic, something we learned about in first semester Newswriting class.  The Prez is hobbling the press, which has a roll in the government too.  Called “The Fourth Estate” and described by Henry Fielding as being the “mob” or the common people, the press calls attention to issues, ideally examines them without its own agenda, and helps hold the government responsible.


In the Press Corps at that Press Conference, the reporters are fighting their own egos, their desire to look good, presenting a question if they are called on during the conference and to be called upon in the first place; really aggressive truth seekers can be controlled by not calling on them.  For those that are called upon, in that group of people infected with their own self interest, the likelihood that they will adopt a pack or swarm mentality isn't very good.   They seldom follow up on each other’s questions, chasing down the truth together, but are usually manipulated into being a rather ineffectual flock of sitting ducks, Maybe dodo birds would be a better term, but either way, they aren’t the keen eyed raptors we’d like them to be.


That Prez!  Someone’s giving him some good advice.  Oh, not good for the country, of course, but for working without having to  be honest.  Returning to the One Question Rule may be a change, but this kind of advising is just the same old same old.


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This was originally written November 3rd, the day after the election, posted public for a few hours, then tucked away as private, and hauled out again after a comment from Cat on a different post.


 I realize that my reaction to this kind of thing might strike some people as being hypersensitive.  I see the return to the One Question Rule being cast as an issue of courtesy and abiding by the rules instead of what it really is, a way of taking control of access to information and insistance on accountability,  as an issue of truthfulness, a very fundamental aspect of character. 


And again, it's my blog, so even if I'm hypersensitive, I get to be totally honest about it here.

4.11.04 18:16


A quiet day

7.11.04 05:17


Time to let that sunny spirit shine again.



    Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place. fficeffice" />









Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)


This is the same Mark Twain who had such a sensible view of view of Patriotism.  He is one of the United States' most respected humorists and authors and while stupid people can be funny to listen to--Bush humor abounds--really funny people seem to very often be both intelligent and smart enough to know the truth of being human.  And so I find it is with Mr. Twain.


 


Because I once again listened to a joke show on The Prairie Home Companion an excellent National Public Radio show, I am going to once again revel in a Week of Jokes.  I did this after listening to the previous joke show, and enjoyed the week that began here,  and liked hearing jokes told back to me that week.


 


I'm going to start this week as I did that week, with one chicken joke and one political joke.  Last time the chicken joke was one I already knew and the political joke was one from the show.  This time around, it's reversed.  The chicken joke is from the show and the political joke is older.  Because we are segueing from politics to humor, I'm going to put the political joke first.


 


I'm feeling so sunnily spirited at this point that the people around me are going to need sunglasses to look at me and I hope the same for everyone else and the people around them. 


 


 


Tuesday's Jokes


 


Joke  the Political:


 


It seems that the 2004 election was so close that the Electoral College vote was tied, and Congress couldn't break the deadlock. The Supreme Court decided they'd better not again make the decision themselves. So they sent Bush and Kerry to a frozen lake in northern ffice:smarttags" />Wisconsin to have an ice fishing contest. No one was allowed to accompany them, and they were on their honor to let the guy who caught the most fish in five days become president.


 


On the first day they went out in different directions. Kerry came back with ten fish. Bush caught none. On the second day, Kerry caught twenty fish and again W came back empty handed. When Kerry brought back 25 fish on day three and W still hadn't caught any, Bush got worried and telephoned Cheney for advice.


 


"He's probably cheating," suggested the VP.


 


"I hadn't thought of that," said W. "You're probably right. What do we do?"


 


Cheney suggested that, instead of going fishing the next day, Bush follow Kerry to see what he was doing.


 


At the end of day 4, Bush called Cheney up and told him, "you were right, Dick, the bastard is cheating."


 


"What's he doing?" asked Cheney.


 


He's cutting holes in the ice!"


 


(Now that's funny and it mentions Wisconsin, how often does that happen?  Genius!)


 


 


Joke the Chicken:


 


Q:    Why did the chicken cross the road?


A:    To show a deer how it's done.


        (Please feel free to substitute your local roadkill.)


 


 


Now, don't you feel better?  I do!


 


 


 


 


 

9.11.04 17:13


Well, I thought that the first joke post went rather well.  Someone pointed out that there was a reference to a subject that I had declared myself done with, but I hate to be inflexible, and there's just so much material about that one subject I'm quite sure it will come up again this week. 


But not today


Wednesday's joke


A woman went to the rectory and spoke to her pastor.


"Father Flanagan, my husband is dead."
"Did he have any last requests?"
"Yes, he did. He said 'honey, put down the gun.'"




 


And someone's thigh-slapper in the comment section has inspired me to include a bonus joke:


Wenesday's Bonus Joke


Q:   Why did the chicken cross the gymnasium floor?


A:    Because the officials were calling fouls.


See you tomorrow!

10.11.04 16:32


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